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Doctors & 3 Nurses
Three
doctors and three nurses are traveling by train to a conference.
At
the station, the three doctors each buy tickets and watch as the
three
nurses buy only a single ticket. "How are three people
going to travel on
only one ticket?" asks a doctor.
"Watch and you'll see," answered a nurse. They all
board the train. The
doctors take their respective seats but all three nurses cram
into a
restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train
has
departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on
the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The doctors saw this
and
agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the
doctors
decide to copy the nurses on the return trip and save some money
(being
clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station,
they buy a
single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
nurses don't buy
a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a
ticket?" says one
perplexed doctor.
"Watch and you'll see," answered a nurse. When they
board the train the
three doctors cram into a restroom and the three nurses cram
into another
one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the
nurses leaves
his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the doctors
are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please."
Author Unknown
Nurse
Hell!
A
Doctor dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and tells him
that since he was doctor, and did some good that he could choose
his eternity. The devil opens the first door, there are doctors
hanging from their ankles being whipped by demons. "Oh my
God, I don't want that", the doctor replies. The devil
opens a second door to reveal doctors on fire being chased by
huge beasts. "That one is even worse!" says the
doctor, getting more nervous. The devil opens a third door to
reveal doctors in lounge chairs being served tropical drinks by
gorgeous, scantily clad nurses. "Sign me up for that
eternity!" the doctor states. The devil then slams that
door and says, "You can't go there, you weren't supposed to
see that." The doctor states why can't I go there? The
devil replies, "Well.... that's nurse hell."
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