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Bubba
Way
down in da old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had
been
pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he
brought her to
the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She
had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said,
"Hey,
Bubba! You just had you a son! Aint dat grand!!"
Bubba
got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The
doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba!
You got you
a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too...."
Bubba
got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we
still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy and
said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!"
When
Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down
with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what
we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She
said, "Yeah, I do."
Bubba
said, "Man, it's a good ting we didn't use no WD-40!!"
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