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First
Aid
When
a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the
first
to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside.
"Step
aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in
first-aid!"
The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the
shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you
get to the part about calling a doctor,
I'm right here."
Author Unknown
First
Aid In Alabama
A
couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes
are rolled
back in his head.
The
other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy, I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There
is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK,
now what?"
Author Unknown
Blond
First Responder
"How
come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde
waitress
walked into the bar.
"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking
down Elm street and there
was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he
was lying
in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was
fractured, and
there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid
course.
"What did you do?" asked the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from
fainting!"
Author Unknown
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