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You First!
This woman who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions and went to see her Doctor.
"Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions".
The Doctor listened and said, "My dear lady, you're going to be having
triplets!"
Confused, the woman asked, "How can you tell?"
The Doctor responded, "I hear inside "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!"
No, you go first!"
Author Unknown
Getting Older
Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older.
One declares, "Sometimes I catch myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and for a brief moment can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimes in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs, and can't remember if I'm on my way up or down."
The third one responds, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock wood," as she taps her knuckles on the table. "That must be someone at the door, I'll get it!"
Author Unknown
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