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The
Doctor's Funeral
A
heart specialist doctor died and it's his funeral.......
The coffin sits in front of a huge heart. When the pastor
finished with the sermon and after everyone said their
good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside,
and the heart closed. What a beautiful way to go.....
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist!"
Author Unknown
Impossible!
After
marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old geezer told his
doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An
absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he
picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his
umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody
else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor."
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