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Gina
The Great
A
nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small
nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In
walks
a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished stoned
jewelry.
"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am
so pleased with the
way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the
next
three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke,
the room
was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving
that she did
have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could
think
otherwise.
The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one
would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant
wished first.
"I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single,
well-built men
feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff
of smoke,
the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired
and spending
my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed
men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke,
she
too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor
at the end
of the lunch break."
Author Unknown
Birth
Control Pills
An
elderly woman went into the nurse practitioner's office. When
the
nurse practitioner asked why she was there, she replied,
"I'd like to have
some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the nurse practitioner thought for a minute and
then said,
"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What
possible use could
you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The
nurse practitioner thought some more and continued, "How in
the world do birth control pills
help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange
juice and I
sleep better at night."
Author Unknown
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