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Grad
Nurses Versus Experienced Nurses
More Truth Than Humor...
A
graduate nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a
patient throws up.
A graduate nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you
can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability
reasons.
A graduate nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
A graduate nurse loves to run codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A graduate nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a
nurse.
A graduate nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper
scraps,
napkins, etc.
A graduate nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a
patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and
restrain
them.
A graduate nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
A graduate nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't even want to hear about them...
unless the patient is symptomatic.
A graduate nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
A graduate nurse thinks people respect nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the
nurse.
A graduate nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will
get to
change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
A graduate nurse looks for a chance "to work with the
family".
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
A graduate nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on
time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
A graduate nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent
patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
A graduate nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the
phone.
A graduate nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
A graduate nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch and some
"cough syrup"
in their bag.
A graduate nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does.
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