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Guy
Goes To A Doctor
A
man goes to the doctor because his voice is too low. Explains to
the doctor that he's a salesman and needs to be able to converse
normally with his clients. The doctor says he'll take a look at
him
and see if he can find out what the problem is.
After the man disrobes the doctor sees the problem
immediately. The
mans penis is 15 inches long. He tell the man that the weight of
his
penis is so great that it is pulling on his vocal cords and
making his
voice deep. The only solution is to cut most of his penis off.
The man
agrees because he needs to make a living.
Several week later the man comes back and in a normal voice
tells
the doctor that business is up, but his wife is sad at the
diminished sex.
He asks if the doctor knows what he did with his missing
manhood. The
doctor says in a real low voice. "It's around here
somewhere."
Author Unknown
Five
Ways To Know You've Joined A Cheap HMO
1.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
2. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the
instrument
tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
5. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct
tape."
Second
Opinion...
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at
breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and
stormed off
to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and
phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
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