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Oreo
Cookie Psych Test
Psychologists
have discovered that the manner in which people
eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities.
Choose which method best describes your favorite method of
eating Oreo's:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the
results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't
like Oreo.
Put your answers down NOW, then check below:
Your
Personality:
1. The whole thing: This means you consume life with
abandon,
you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness.
You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4
billion
other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like
them,
you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're
normal.
3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very
tidy and
orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing
you do
to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others.
Stay out of
the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get
your work
done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never
enough
time to do them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your
family.
Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up
beat. You
like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad
situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you
call a life.
You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have
a highly
curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to
find out
how they work, though not always able to put them back together,
so
you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement
when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit
deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You
are good
at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want
and throw
the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack
feelings for others.
You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't
care, you got
yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from
small furry animals
and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You
probably
come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to
up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you
buy, own,
and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered.
You are
a prima dona. There's just no pleasing you.
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