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Eat
Your Soup
Justin
was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his
lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something
else."
The nurse said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you
should have it."
But the patient refused to eat that night, a patient in the room
with Justin had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give
him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Justin.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new
patient asked him how he liked the hospital. Justin told him,
"Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very
strict about their food. Here's a good tip, when they bring up
chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the
middle of the night and shove it up your @#%!"
Author Unknown
Hiccups
A
man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can
give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man
screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT... But my wife out in
the car still does!"
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