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A
Windy Problem
An
old lady goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor,
I've got an awfully embarrassing problem--I can't stop farting.
They don't make a sound and they don't even smell, but I just
can't stop. In fact, I've farted four times just since I've been
in your office!"
Puzzled, the doctor begins to examine the old woman. He
listens to her breathing, checks her sinuses and blood pressure,
looks at her throat and then sits down at his desk.
"Well," he says, "I'm glad you came to see me
when you did. Here are some pills I want you take twice a day.
Come back and see me in a week to let me know how you're
doing."
The old woman thanks the doctor and leaves, then returns a
week later. "Doctor, those pills didn't work at all--In
fact, they made things worse! I'm still farting just as often,
but now they really stink!"
The doctor said, "Well, it looks like we've got your
sinuses sorted out. Now we can work on your hearing."
Author Unknown
Annual
Medical Exam
An
elderly couple were escorted into the doctor's examining room
for their annual physicals. The doctor turned to the elderly man
and said, "We'll need a stool sample and a urine
sample."
The old guy, who was stone deaf, turned to his wife and said,
"What did he say?"
The wife yelled back, "HE WANTS YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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